For some of the many people that firmly believe that the drivers in Pittsburgh are horrendous, raise your hand. Yeah, that’s what I figured, a lot of you. After being raised on cutting people off and 3-second yellow lights, coming to Pittsburgh really got on my nerves. Who drives 10 mph in a 25 mph lane? I’d rather eat a jar of termites while walking on rusty old gutters then witness another “Pittsburgh Left”. Driving in Jerusalem, where brick roads seems narrower than my hips, is less of an issue. So I did some research. Did some ground work to figure out what the f*** was going on in this city. Turns out its not the Yinzers themselves, but the roads they are driving on. How many cities are built in 3 mountains? Roads aren’t flat here so you truly can’t go Fast and Furious, furthermore, this is San Francisco with snow and ice. Simply look at this lovely formula brought to you by the hardworking co-workers of Hillel.
San Francisco + Snow + Ice = A lot of potholes, Landslides, Poor Structured Homes.
Now, all this complaining got me thinking really deep. What city has worse landscaping, the city in a massive whole in the ground (New Orleans, N’Awlins, Ragin’ Cajuns, The 504) or Yinzerville?
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